Happy birthday dollar

[THE ENEMY]

Today is US Dollar Day. It is the anniversary of the creation of american currency. I remember my first dollar. Spent it on five bazooka joes and a suicide at the concession stand of the ballpark across the street from boy scout
park in plainfield. The US dollar has brought me so much joy over the years, beer, drugs, strippers, gin.

And even though the dollar is down, it's far from out. Happy Birthday Dollar.

[Popanna]

It is also 08-08-08. Go play the lotto people.

[Joe Kalicki]

Yuppies.

[THE ENEMY]

pipe down old switch shift

[Joe Kalicki]

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me that!

Then I guess I would give that dollar fond birthday wishes.

[Joe Kalicki]

If you break a dollar into quarters does it celebrate its birthday every three months?

[THE ENEMY]

Hmmmm..... I think if I were broken into quarters I wouldn't be inclined to celebrate at all, let alone with any increase in regularity.

[aaron kelly]

http://www.netmaniacs.net/bulkupload/kentanos11/Funny/one%20dollar%20bill.jpg

The Colonel certainly won't be celebrating when he gets a load of this.