RussellGotMuscle
August 4th, 2008, 10:11 PM
Here are the latest creep level updates for Overmen & Overfriends:
Matt: 3
Surprisingly low, due to rest and relaxation after Lollapalooza. Look for a big upswing as our gig on Friday approaches.
Aaron: 2
Another lowball from a normally high earner. Relatively well behaved at Roscoe's on Saturday; no solid comeback for the weather channel's PDS announcement.
Mike: 6
Strong start going into the week, actually got in trouble at work because he looked like an unshaven miscreant. Probably did something unspeakable over the weekend.
Russell: 5
I've been good lately, but I know better. Have made questionable choices. Will probably be several hours late to work at some point this week, most likely due to intoxication/self abuse.
The Enemy: 8
Actually only average for the king. Won't stop bumming smokes, still claims to have quit. Obsessively creates Southpark avatars. I caught him playing by himself for like half an hour with his nerdpod lightsaber. I predict creep factor will only go up until Sara Murphy visits again. Then it will skyrocket.
Ow-bama: Insufficient data
Where the hell is he?
Bogan: 5
He's Bogan. Would be a 6, but got his truck running. Good jobbo.
Slax: 7
Jenny still has his sunglasses (!). Bought me fancy whiskey at a gay bar all Saturday night. Hey, it was good whiskey!
Shelly: 5
Pretty high for the normally tame shell-bell, but she has been hanging out with The Enemy. Modeled a bunch of T-shirts for Matt, in private no less.
Stay tuned for more creep levels as conditions warrant!
Matt: 3
Surprisingly low, due to rest and relaxation after Lollapalooza. Look for a big upswing as our gig on Friday approaches.
Aaron: 2
Another lowball from a normally high earner. Relatively well behaved at Roscoe's on Saturday; no solid comeback for the weather channel's PDS announcement.
Mike: 6
Strong start going into the week, actually got in trouble at work because he looked like an unshaven miscreant. Probably did something unspeakable over the weekend.
Russell: 5
I've been good lately, but I know better. Have made questionable choices. Will probably be several hours late to work at some point this week, most likely due to intoxication/self abuse.
The Enemy: 8
Actually only average for the king. Won't stop bumming smokes, still claims to have quit. Obsessively creates Southpark avatars. I caught him playing by himself for like half an hour with his nerdpod lightsaber. I predict creep factor will only go up until Sara Murphy visits again. Then it will skyrocket.
Ow-bama: Insufficient data
Where the hell is he?
Bogan: 5
He's Bogan. Would be a 6, but got his truck running. Good jobbo.
Slax: 7
Jenny still has his sunglasses (!). Bought me fancy whiskey at a gay bar all Saturday night. Hey, it was good whiskey!
Shelly: 5
Pretty high for the normally tame shell-bell, but she has been hanging out with The Enemy. Modeled a bunch of T-shirts for Matt, in private no less.
Stay tuned for more creep levels as conditions warrant!